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Miley Montana Hannah Cyrus

Getting a head start on the next B Spears. Can't wait.

Junk Shore

Lets all aspire to be orange and leather faced while wearing protective rhinestone glasses. Hot.

Mantastic Dickinson

Lets see how much more botox we can fit in your face before it shrivels into a raisin. Or your lips explode. Whichever comes first.

Freaky Phoenix

The insane hobo look is really helping your rap image. Keep it up, its nice.

Stevy Tyler

You give me nightmares, in broad sunny daylight.

Paris of Hilton

I bet if you hide pot in your purse no one will find it. Good one P. Good one.

Keep it up. You are all extremely classy.