Pool tables, Slim Shady Wannabes, ID Cards.

Dear...

....Billiards petitioners- I had no idea two pool tables could provide so much entertainment, let alone controversy. Drama drama drama.

....kid that called me racist- Are you for real? Its not my fault you can't bring your student ID to the gym when it says MUST HAVE ID atleast 3 times before you get to me. Also the wife beater and aviators you were sporting did not help your cause. May I also point out that we are the same race.

....Weight droppers- Have you ever thought of lifting less weight or an amount that you can actually lift? Either be a man or start with 5lbs and work your way up.

....Geno's conditioning class- Thank you for providing me with 50 minutes of entertainment. My favorites are when you all sit on the ground but move your arms like you are walking, plus the mowgli bear crawl. Its so weird.

.....Thesis girl- One, we have the "direction of the day" sign up on the track for a reason. Run the way the arrow points. Its not hard. Two, your friend that told me, "I'm an athlete. I thought athlete's didn't need to bring there ID." Guess what? I can act like I'm an athlete just as well as you can. I doubt bringing your ID card is going to impair your athleticism. Oh and one more thing, that stupid start gun you used over and over again is REALLY loud.

....Slim Shady- Will the real Slim Shady please stand up! With your bleached blonde hair, wife beater and sweet attitude you scream winner. Oh and I hear you broke your finger. That is really to bad. Hope you can bounce the basketball through your legs again real soon.

....The rest of you "I didn't bring my ID card" people- You can hate me all you want. I'm just doing my job. Learn to read and bring your card.

-Kenz