- board short wearers- why don't you invest in some gym shorts. The treadmill and the beach are two totally different things. You look stupid.
- People that come in 3 times a day - how is that you have time for this? Seriously get another hobby.
- ID card hurlers- I love when you set your card right next to my outstretched hand. I also really enjoy when you throw it at me. It's my favorite.
- The "can I get a better one" ball people- Are you for real? This isn't the NBA. If you are so worried about the quality of your ball, why don't you bring your own next time.
- Everything you own on your key chain- I'm glad you enjoy watching me struggle as I try to swipe your card while avoiding all the other cards, keys and toys. I'm pretty sure purses and pockets were invented for a reason. Use them.
- Girls on the prowl- The gym is not a meat market to pick out the latest flavor. Maybe you should wear a little less makeup, a little more clothing and try exercising.
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I can't believe that I'm the first person to comment on this post. I must say it's for sure the funniest post I've read, on any blog, ever. You are hilarious. I'm only sad that I didn't find your blog sooner cause now I only have a few months to read it before it's out of service. Love ya, and did I mention that I LOVE my sketch of Wyatt?!?
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